Haha
I think car horns should sound like gun shots…. I bet you’ll move then.
Pandas
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…”
Hate vs Love
I hate you and love you, its like I want to push you off a cliff and then catch you at the bottom.
PERIOD
Cramps are more like mini ninjas inside you trying to kill you.
LOL SO TRUE
Mom: “Clean your room, family is coming over.”…”Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom..”
Think again..
You know my name, not my story. You’ve heard what I’ve done, not what I’ve been through. If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.
:)
Dear Kindergarten children , if you don’t like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers.
I hate math :(
M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse To Humans
